shrek is the god of self confidence

if you want him
oh, you’re gonna have to fight me.


“We almost were. We almost happened.”

Nina Dobrev - Elle China

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.


Judging you.


Judging you.


"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”


so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened

i got $0.20c off IM CRYING


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[2/5] favourite TV-shows: teen wolf

It all started that night, the night I got bitten. Do you remember the way it was before that? You and me, we were - we were nothing. We weren’t popular. We weren’t good at lacrosse. We weren’t important. We were no one.


Benedict, you are SUCH a hardcore gamer.