totonut:

shrek is the god of self confidence

if you want him
oh, you’re gonna have to fight me.

sassymajesty:

“We almost were. We almost happened.”

Nina Dobrev - Elle China

I am going to die surrounded by the biggest idiots in the galaxy.

partiallysanejane:

Judging you.

partiallysanejane:

Judging you.

haezelsgus:

"I’m telling you," Isaac continued, “Augustus Waters talked so much that he’d interrupt you at his own funeral. And he was pretentious: Sweet Jesus Christ, that kid never took a piss without pondering the abundant metaphorical resonances of human waste production. And he was vain: I do not believe I have ever met a more physically attractive person who was more acutely aware of his own physical attractiveness.”

nice-wig-janis:

so i was ordering a top online and put “please” in the discount box and this happened
image

i got $0.20c off IM CRYING

image

get to know me
[2/5] favourite TV-shows: teen wolf

It all started that night, the night I got bitten. Do you remember the way it was before that? You and me, we were - we were nothing. We weren’t popular. We weren’t good at lacrosse. We weren’t important. We were no one.

cumberbuddy:

Benedict, you are SUCH a hardcore gamer.